Shiddee 7ailich?

Everytime I remember that the summer is over..I kinda cringe...oh my God...back to the same old routine...work...work..work...and if you can manage a few nice outings with friends...but the hardest part is having to face my parent's parties...it's not that they're boring...it's just the pressure of it all...I'll never forget the time when my mother was introducing my sisters and I to this lady standing at the door..."This is daughter number one...she is married to so and so and has four kids...And this is daughter number two...she is married to so and so and she has three kids...and this is daughter number three...(blank...no comment...)"....naturally...I felt insulted...don't I get any credit for anything...so I shook the lady's hand and said "I just got promoted..."...(of course my sisters understood what I was trying to say and giggled)..My poor mother also understood and she must've felt guilty because she suddenly began to brag..."yes...she also writes poetry...let me show you some of her poems!"...by then I'm rolling my eyes!....Never mind I would say!....But the worst is not yet over....The lady looks at me and says "Yalla...Shiddee 7ailich"....Can somebody please tell me what the hell does "shiddee 7ailich" mean??...I mean for heaven's sake...what am I supposed to do...you can shidde 7ailich at work...you can shidee 7ailich at sports...you can shidde 7ailich in school...but how the hell are you supposed to shiddee 7ailich and get married....it's not like it's something you can actually shiddee 7ailich doing..is it?...I mean if we go by the concept of "Naseeb" it would happen just like that...sa7?...So how am I supposed to shidd 7aily balla??...I remember recently watching the movie "Hitch" by Will Smith....there was this really cute part where a bunch of women are sitting down in front of an empty chair...then suddenly a bunch of men walk in and they each get to sit for a few minutes with each lady and talk to them to see if there's any chemistry or interest...now wouldn't that be an interesting concept if we did it in Kuwait? Can you just imagine??...Even though it's a cute idea to be able to meet men...but I just get this feeling that it wouldn't work in Kuwait....besides...the men would probably say..."well...if she was going to date me...then she might also date somebody else too"...and blah..blah...blah...I'm telling you there's just no winning here! Bottom line if I hear another hair raising "Shiddee 7alich"...I'm gonna throw up...Unless someone tells me exactly how does a girl "Shid 7ailha"...I plan to block the whole comment out of my head...oh...and by the way...if it means going out more and socializing...paleeeze....you tell me where do 30 something guys go around here?? And I'm not talking about the ones just looking out for a good time...I'm talking about those looking for someone to grow old with...they definitely aren't out at the parties still reliving their pathetic teenage lives...nor are they at Marina Mall or at Starbucks Sal7iya...trust me...these are the ones that you'd wanna stay away from 'coz they most likely already have a package at home...and who needs that complication thank you very much! Again...I repeat....if you're a married person...please don't tell a single person to Shidee 7ailhom...unless you plan to fix them up with someone...do us all a favor and keep that comment to yourself...that way we can all live happily ever after with you instead of hating your guts for getting on our nerves! Shiddee 7ailich!...Really now...how cruel can a person be..it's like being drilled at the dentist and he suddenly hits a nerve....eewwww....that's how bad it feels...so please....do us a favor and spare us! Thank you very much!