Close Encounter with the Worst Kind
To make a long story short...my mother tries to set me up with this guy...he talks and talks and talks...(it's all about him..if you know what I mean)...and my mother in the end asks me what I think...even though she knows I couldn't stand the guy in the first place but I had no choice but to let my Mom try, try and try again...Having always fought with her whenever I accused the man of being a nerd, gay, snobbish, arrogant or dysfunctional..this time I was too exhausted to answer...but then I remembered one of his proud stories that he had told me...so I told her..."Mom..would you marry a man who found himself on a long flight with an unaccompanied kid sitting next to him...so in order to make sure that the kid didn't bother him, he actually took a sleeping pill and dropped it in the kid's drink which resulted in the kid sleeping through out the flight much to his delight?"...to which she answered "Ya bintee he's only trying to impress you"...I tell you people..Would you be impressed by a guy who might've killed the kid by putting a sleeping pill in his drink because he just didn't want the kid to bother him??
....Worse...WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE LIKE THAT???
18 Comments:
Sorry you had to go through that!
As for his story, this guy must be crazy to do such a horrible thing!
am single
was he trying to sound funny?
mu sa7i !!
OH MY GOODNESS!
Ummm..that is totally a *warning, warning* sign that he will slip you a roofie if you ever meet him in person.
OMG! he drugged a kid..
hmm i see he has issues, better yet he's psychotic!
STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY!
you dont know he's not husband material because he gave a kid a sleeping pill
you know he's not husband material because he can't even confront a kid
at any rate, how does a sleeping pill kill?
.. just saying
some ppl here thing beeing an ass is such a cool thing how stuped can some one be
bs maybe he can be better person give him one more chance
Stallion...thank you...yep..I do believe he's nuts!
Purg...and?
Papps..exactly..I think he thought I'd find it funny!...As IF!!! kilish moo sa7i!
Caffs..hey girl..long time no see..I know...if that wasn't a sign..I don't know what is...now I just have to convince my Mom!
barouque..ee walla psychotic...what is wrong with people today!!!
temetiwir...exactly..he can't stand kids...ya 7arram! As for the sleeping pill...well...what if the kid was alergic or something...he could've died!
cosmifree...naaaa...I think I gave the guy enough chances..this story was just the cherry on top!...Besides...one day I wanna have kids..and if he can't stand them...what's the point...sa7?
I would never marry someone who tries to impress me with the "it's all about him" kinda talking!!
I would definitely be impressed with a guy who acts as himself and NOT cause he's dying to get married so he comes up with many "ana" stories thinking that this talking would impress the girls.. If you know what I mean!
What was he thinking?!! Le hal daraja 3abalhom el banat are that dumb to fall for someone like that?!!
i was you i'd would have shattered his ego and told him off right then when he told u that story of the kid.. malat 3aleih
LOL! Maybe he was nervous XD
Ambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I hope to God he was just trying to sound cool & impress u! I don't want to believe that people like that exist.
Allah y7afith 3yalana ya rab!!!!
i really wanna meet this guy and psychoanalyze him.
Oh my god the handicap sign next to the word verication thingy is so much fun hehe but i felt like a complete retard cuz i cudn't get it right!! hehe please try it out!
incoherent...LOL!...I like that...ee walla yeshrab min el 9a7an!...too funny!
NuNu...yep! you are so right...la hal daraja..some men think we're that stupid...that's what totally pisses me off!...but vat to do!..:)
snookie...welcome back! long time no see...and yep..I actually looked at him and said "What is wrong with you?"...but he just continued laughing about his stupid damn story and said "come on...it's funny!"...and I just looked at him like he was from out of space..but I still think he didn't get it!
3baid...naa...it was more like..he was over confident and couldn't see past his nose!
DR...chan zein...he was too impressed with himself to want to impress me! Someone actually said that they would've called the police when they heard the story!
jashanmal...LOL!! I so love your idea...too funny...very creative! :)
shopa...sadly this one definately was...
jan6a...interesting...I get the feeling that a week with jan6a may actually do him some good...my analysis is that he's just a spoilt little rich dude that always wants things his way...so you recommend the handicapped icon..I've always wondered what that way...guess I'll try it now!
Thats hell of a fun experience girl...
now you know why our parents always say (don't talk to strangers )
If i was any place close to this guy i would definitly pull his chest hair.
Everything is alrite in a guy who is meeting a girl he might be wooin'. He could dance on MJ's and say he hates kids...but hating innocences..is a big "no-no"
dump de guy. ;p
can't figure out why anyone would marry a man, men are disgusting, and i know, i am one.
Salam
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