Inside MissCosmo's Mind...

(1) Thank you God for making sure that when I was passing through London..this "real deal" terrorist plot was not in the works...it was only a month ago that I was waiting for my flight at heathrow airport...(thank you..thank you...thank you)

(2) When you're out with friends for dinner and everyone is supposed to be pitching in to pay the bill...how is it possible that there is a KD60 still missing???

(3) If all self development books on relationships tell you that the best way to land a man is to avoid being emotional...how in heavens name is she supposed to be herself when she's born a woman of emotions???

(4) According to the horoscopes, it's a year of surprises (whether in your personal life or in the world at large i.e. Lebanon crisis)...so "be prepared" they say..but if it's supposed to be a surprise...how does one prepare for it?

(5)Back to relationships ('coz I'm a woman..and that's what we strive on) why is it that woman can talk about any subject with their friends but it never gets really interesting or exciting as it does when the subject is about men?

(6) Speaking of relationships...(again!) if a woman's relationship with a man is based on her self esteem...i.e. the higher her self esteem..the more successful the relationship...how is she supposed to have high self esteem if he's being distant or withdrawn?? (no promotion or any other form of success ever highers a woman's self esteem as when it comes to the man in her life..and any other woman who tells you otherwise is either a lesbian or fooling herself!) It's a vicious circle and I'm hating it in case you can't tell..:)

(7) I'm reading the book "Thinking Like A Billionaire" by Donald Trump...(had to step away from the relationship books to stop the frustrations!)..according to him...the art of becoming one...includes never taking a vacation, having a short attention span and not sleeping more than you have to (he never sleeps more than 4 hours a night!)...I'm happy to report that the only one that I can accomplish out of those three is the short attention span...I have that natural ability! (you can forget the vacation part or the sleeping..thank you very much...besides...I'll be happy with being a millionaire...who needs the billion!)

(8) Ramadan is about 6 weeks away....!!!!...Panic...panic....where did the year go? I still didn't get over last year's episodes of misery and disaster....(7oor el 3ain, Nezar Qabani, 3adeel el roo7)....will I really pull it through this time and not watch the episodes that cause depression and near suicide feelings??? Can I do it? ahh...the challenge of it all!

(9) More importantly....with the whole world going hay wire...is World War III around the corner?? Is it true that it's better if we have World War III because "look at Europe...it had to go through one to make it the way it is now"...Would the Middle East need to go through a World War to settle?? If so and God forbid...would it cause us all to split based on our math'habs..shi3as versus sunnas....you know..I'd much rather not be around for that...way too ugly if you ask me!

(10) MissCosmo takes a deep breath, closes her eyes and asks herself...why can't you just stop worrying and start living!