Reflections of A Princess

Monday, June 26, 2006

Spanish Wishes

Amazing how most countries have some ritual or another about making wishes....some countries have a wishing well...you toss a penny while making your wish...some have old mountains said to have listening skills when you whisper your wish...the moutain makes it come true...others...well..I guess in Kuwait we have our Turkish coffee and have the ba9ara tell us what we want to hear!...When it comes to the Spanish..it´s a whole different thing...On the 23rd of June (the first official day of summer), the Spaniards head to beach at night time...light a bon fire...sing Spanish love songs...party all night then finally light some candles make their wishes and toss them to the sea...Of course you would´ve had to pay me for me to miss this..so off I went with my new friend Ellaina from Ecuador and a German friend who´s name was too hard to pronounce so I called Flourine...

The beach was packed with humans...and I mean bodies and bodies of humans...you couldn´t see the sand...all you could see was flesh...and when I say flesh..I mean literrally flesh...topless women...half naked men...ten minutes and I´ve seen enough...I´m no party pooper but paleeeeeze...there was no air to breath..it was just way too crowded...standing looking at all this..I see an old black guy with broken teeth smoking something that stinks...I get nervous when he comes to chat with him...and so I walk off...suddenly I realise that I´m walking alone...Flourine...the German chick is chatting with him and telling him to join us! I turn to see where Elaina is and she´s chit chatting with a Spaniard and is now waving goodbye saying "I´ll see you later...Ciao.."....Right about now I´m ready to go back to the hotel...it´s 3:00 in the morning and I´m tired...I tell Flourine I´m leaving...she says her sad good byes to the black dude and I try my best not to give her a lecture but I just couldn´t...it just wouldn´t be me...even if I tried....I tell Flourine..."Why did you chat with that guy...he looked like a homeless man?" she giggles and says "we are having a good time and I wanted to show him a good time too"...I laugh "My dear....you don´t risk your life to make sure some stranger has a good time!...I don´t want to sound like your Mother (ofcourse I am anyway!) but you should be careful...he could be dangerous"...All of a sudden..she gets all emotional and says "thank you...I like you"....and she hugs me...how sweet I think..until her hug lingers...now I´m getting nervous....my mind wanders off to some TV channel and I´ve seen this scene before....(is she hugging me too close while she hangs on to my waste?)...Finally we´re at the hotel and I just can´t wait to get to my room..."what floor are you on?" she asks...."It´s ok...you go ahead...I need to tell the reception something about my room...I´ll see you tomorrow...Ciao"..that´s me rushing off before I have to face what would appear to be a pass by my Flourine chick...ok..back to my room...I come to the realisation that with all the festivities going on at the beach..I never got to make my wish...ah well...I think to myself..let me resort to what I believe is the bottom line...if it was meant to be..it´s meant to be...and I head to bed after having experienced another interesting Spanish night of rituals and wishes....and my last thoughts as I doze off...I think I´m ready to go home...;)

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Vacation Update...

As expected there was no great guy sitting next to me on the flight..but I thought that was perfect...the seat next to me was empty and I got to stretch my legs..which wasn´t too bad...

Amazing the resemblance between Arabs and Spaniards...saw a flamenco show last light...they used the wooden sajat...or sagat as Egyptians call them...do you think they took it off us...then of course there was the clapping...sharbeka...that wad definately ours...(wasn´t it)...and of course the Spanish woman singing some mawal...could that be ours too....aaahhh....we ruled them for years and years..as my father would say....besides the beautiful monuments left by us...and possibly the sharbeka...where we really here centuries ago?....amazing....

The weather is purrrrrfect...the scenery out of a postcard...the music is amazing...the company?...well....nothing to report...but who needs company when you´re in a place that your ancestors spirits still live on possibly roaming around looking after you..making sure you never forget that they were here....;)

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Leaving On A Jet Plane


What's the probability of me sitting next to a great guy on an airplane?

I've always been amazed how the one person that's so irritating when I'm checking in on the ground is usually the person that ends up sitting next to me on the plane! It happens all the time...here I am sitting on my aisle seat and I see them coming...I close my eyes and say "please don't let him sit next to me...please don't let him sit next to me"..and low and behold...HE SITS NEXT TO ME!! It's reached the point that when I see them coming..I stand up knowing that THEY'RE GOING TO SIT NEXT TO ME!...WHY?

It's all those damned stupid romantic movies that's why! ah well..never mind...I promise I will tolerate them as they push my arm off my chair and I struggle not to have any physical contact...I promise to be patient everytime they want to go to the bathroom...I promise not to feel guilty when I ignore the hell out of them as they try to make conversation...ok...seriously...I can't promise...but let's just say I'll try....oh...and I promise not to get aggravated when the stewardess takes forever to come and take the damn tray after I've finished eating like an hour ago!

All that aside...I'm looking forward to my vacation and will miss you guys! Don't post something too exciting while I'm gone!..:)..If civilization exists where I'm going I'll hope to post...but if not...see you in two weeks!

P.S. Please let those exciting election days turn out to be the best thing that's ever happened to Kuwait...goloo Ameeen!

P.S.S. Ok...not all 50 seats...but at least two seats for the women..pretty please! :)

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Post.a.no.secret for Pappilonia


Tagged by Papillonia

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Let's Talk About Sex


Over the past week or so, I've had to listen to a few wives bitch about their unfaithful husbands...now Ladies...don't go assuming that this is typical Kuwaiti thing...not true...in one week..I had an American women complain to me that after 20 years of marriage she realized he's been unfaithful...chats with women on the internet, meets up with them, sleeps with them and then transfers STD (sexually transmited disease) to her...so much so..that she was told that she can never have kids because of the STD...ok...let's take a moment to absorb that...The wife can never have kids because the husband was unfaithful and gave her a sexually transmitted disease...my God that sucks!...Hold on a second...don't think it's just an American thing...the other nationalities of the unfaithful husbands included but were not limited to a Kuwaiti, a Jordanian, a Lebanese, an Egyptian, etc....so...let's be clear...we can't label here...it's a universal problem...and of course some women would say...Men SUCK..but there's got to be a reason..isn't there?

Now get this, according to science, women have approximately 20,000 nerve endings...uhhmm...well...you know...down there...Therefore when women have orgasms it's a bloody mind blowing experience...versus the man...who aint got the 20,000 nerves...in fact...it's been observed that a women's orgasm is 100 times stronger than any man's orgasm....so...(and in order to justify men's behavior)...consider this..Is a man's continuous run around to get extra orgasms a simple mathematical equation of him trying to catch up with a women's 20,000 nerve ending orgasm?

You think?

Monday, June 05, 2006

C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen please take a moment to say CONGRATULATIONS to Samboose for her Wedding Anniversary....Alf mabrook habeebti to you and your hubby! Below is the lyrics to a song that I'm dedicating to both you and DR...

SO please say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to the sweetest blogger around...our very own DR....in case you didn't know...she's the kinda girl that if you've ever seen the movie "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG" you'd remember this song and sing it to her....DR habeebti....this song's for you...(hopefully you've seen the movie!)..:)..and Samboose...I know you know it...no need to explain why I chose this song..!!

You're my little chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apfel strudel of mine eye
Your chu-chi woo-chi nose
Your chu-chi woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a flutter
Your ooo-chi coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi coo-chi gaze
Wilts me down like meltings butter
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi pair
Whatever you may ask becomes my happy task
I only live to serve you
I never will divine what magic made you mine
I only know I don't deserve you
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi
Chu-chi, Woo-chi, Ooo-chi, Coo-chi pair
Chu-chi
Woo-chi
Ooo-chi
Coo-chi pair